Exclusive Revelations. We Hope.

by rev

Our exclusive interrogation este interview with our inside source who we will call Mystery Camper or MC. But since we couldn't compel him to say anything thru torture, we had to use the old reliable truth serum: SangSom rhum. Here are his revelations. We hope.

#1 Tribe names being Burmese in origin. "Look, it was not my fault that the staff, crew, castaways, RG, and the Filipino reporters for the press-con were not booked in Burma. How the hell we ended up in Thailand, I still do not know. Good thing Survivor Poland just finished their shooting so we ended up using their stuff...wait I wasn't supposed to reveal that. SangSom, traydor ka!"

#2 CAs nabbed during the press-con. "I specifically told them to get Pia not that Ian dude. They only realized the mix up when the CAs were already in the mangrove.They were looking for the "IAN" nametag when they could only find the "PIA" nametag. Dinoktor na lang ni Doc Ferds. Sorry for the pun pero ganun na nga nangyari."


#3 RG's Helicopter Stunt. "Ok, hindi ko siya tinulak palabas ng chopper. May turbulence lang at na bangga ko siya. Pero I did not push him. Ok?"

#4 Burning of CA's luggage. "The staff and crew used to do practical jokes to the previous host. We thought it was funny to replace the CAs bags with RG's. We honestly forgot to remove the items inside. I think RG took it with stride."

#5 Only one tribe. "Please refer to #1. Because of the mix up, we were still preparing the three camps. If the CA's only knew...OMG! Pwedeng off the record na lang itong part?"

#6 First Castoff in just 2 days. "Ay, oo naman concerned kami sa well being niya kaya we booked her flight back to Burma...@$#$! No wonder hindi siya agad naka uwi sa pinas! Not another mix up!"

# 7 Unpretty Trizsa. "All I can say is that it took guts doing that. Kahit ang Bad Boy of Philippine Primetime nung season 1 ay hindi ginawa yung threat niya sa water source. Anyway, it got worse as the day went on. He kept asking for peanut butter sa staff and crew. We later confirmed he was a peanut butter addict. Tsk, tsk, tsk."

#8 Doc in the wild. "Malaki talaga epekto ng gutom. There was a time a King Cobra blocked his path. Doc just stood there. Then suddenly without warning, he faced our camera and was already giving a full description of the King Cobra na parang galing sa wikipedia. He observed daw na it needed his medical attention and was about to do a minor surgery on the cobra. Akala mo nasa sariling niyang show eh nasa SP siya. Naku, paki alis na lang yun. Covered pala iyan ng doctor-patient privilege "

#9 Doc is out. "Totoo na nagselos ang tribe leader kay doc dahil sa closeness niya sa isang female na katribo at eto ang tunay na dahilan sa pagtanggal kay doc. When she was about to quit, Doc comforted her not to just give up but fight. Malay ba ni Doc na ganon na lang pala ang pagtingin ni tribe leader kay Bidang Extra?"

#10 Resident psychologist to the stars and celebrities. "Magaling si Doc Lilian dahil dalawang CAs ang nagpa konsulta sa kanya in a matter of 6 days. Hindi ko lang maiintindihan kung bakit palagi ako pinapapunta ng boss ko kay doc for therapy sessions. I'm not baliw or anything. Or am I?"

Finally, Introduction of the Tribe Leader (TL). "The power given to the TL has changed the dynamics of the social game of SP. In reality, such privilege has been accorded to men of authority in order to keep their subordinates in line and assure that the superior is given the command and respect. Therefore, the alliance that is really worth having is with the leader minimizing or even negating the ill-effects of having factions within the group. The tribe is forced to act as one unit in the guidance of the TL. Those who oppose will suffer the consequences...OMG! Nosebleed!"

MC faints. Tried to revive him with the scent of SangSom to no avail. End of Interview.